I looked at my statistics earlier today and it just so happens that I got a boom from someone in Italy regarding the article I wrote on foot fetish, which I think was from last year.
Kind of trippy, but then it makes sense. Italy geographically looks like a boot, but we love it when our ladies are barefoot.
Look, ladies. Those 6’s of yours are the only part of you we can sneak peeks at without getting paralyzed from the eyelids down-and don’t tell me it’s harassment, because that’s why you wear clogs in the first place.
You intentionally slip your (otherwise bare) feet out of them just to tease us.
That’s actually a form of sexual harassment against men because you know that we look at your bare soles and that we can’t do a damn thing about it.
Read the articles where I have provided the study regarding this. Feet are at the top of the table. You know we love them, and you tease….so, men are the ones being harassed, because it’s entrapment.
We sport a woody because of what you intentionally did, so you go running off to the supervisor’s office.
Um… I think you forgot your shoes.
In conclusion, American women are too funny-especially when you remember for whom white women voted in 2016.
Did they vote for the female presidential candidate? Nope, they voted for a sex fiend.
Not only did I vote for Hillary, but I’m voting for Kamala, so professional women have no argument. If their feet hurt so much, they can always stay home.