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I run this freakshow all by myself for several reasons.

First, I don’t have the money to pay others.

Second, I’ve never been known to be a team player, and the reason for that is because I remember that everyone else on my team got the same grade that I got because I was the only who did the assignment.

Third, no one is going to argue with me about philosophy.  If you want to argue about that crap, go work for some other far left-wing publication, because I refuse to deal with Sandernista crap.

Lastly, I know what I want.

There is, however, a certain problem which comes up with me, and I don’t know why that is.  It could be that my brain moves too fast, or it could be that I’m just as “abbynormal” as any other columnist.

I don’t compromise-and I refuse to…especially now.

Donald Trump can come and get me if he thinks he’s a big bad son of a bitch.  However, we know that he isn’t, because he hasn’t even arrested President Hillary Clinton nor has he repealed Obamacare-like he promised that he would, so fuck him and his slutty wife, Melania, too.

On the other hand, I’ll pass.  I’ve already got a fiancee-and, unlike Donny, I’m loyal to my woman.

You see, I didn’t come from privilege like he did.  I came from the damn street.  I lived near an alley.  I heard gunshots every night.  People were found in trashcans.

Welcome to real life, Donald Trump, you bastard!  You and your whore for a wife can come get me, Donny-anytime and anywhere.

Then again, I think Vlad’s already got you.  Maybe that’s why you’re so silent on a lot of things these days.  And with those grimaces you’ve been making lately, it’s pretty safe to guess what’s been going on-just don’t put us in the middle of it.

Anyway, this is exactly why I do things all by myself.

Oh, sure.  Others have asked to join me-and I’ve actually thought about it.  However, like you read earlier, I just don’t have the capital, nor do I care to get into personality conflicts or political squabbles on here.

That’s why I don’t enjoy going on Facebook as much as I once did-which is a real shame.  I can’t stand arguing with my own people.  However, they do it to themselves by acting like cowards and by letting this little twerp scare them.

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