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It’s A Good Thing I Don’t Work in an Office and It’s a Good Thing That I’m Taken!

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Okay, so this is the third installment on this subject, and I think it’s valid.  A lot of well-meaning men could get themselves in serious trouble and not even realize it.

Prior to when I was in a relationship, I used terms on women like ‘sweet thigh’ because white women voted for Donald Trump.  The irony is that I’m going to marry a blue-eyed blonde-which I truly didn’t see coming, because I dated Latinas and Asians.  American women simply sickened me.  However, this woman got me good-even though I deliberately used every demeaning term I possibly could.

As the Norns would have it, I’m now engaged to this woman.

Feminism have handcuffed men up to the point at which they can’t even give a simple complement anymore without having a complaint filed against them.  The funny part comes when women wonder why they can’t get a date at forty.

It’s as simple as this, girls.  You told men ten to twenty years ago that sexual assault includes looking at you as if you were our lunch.  You should have been proud of that, not offended.  Now, it’s too late.

To the young women of today, I suggest that you learn from the mistakes of the past.  When a man smiles at you, flirt with him.  When he approaches, don’t be surprised at the result.

This is called the chase.

I realize that they didn’t teach this to you in Feminism 101, but this is normal behavior.  Sure, you have the right to refuse all you want, but remember that you do have an expiration date, so it’s best to marry at your peak of beauty so that you don’t get harassed by some bastard in an underground parking lot.

 

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Trump or Your Kids?

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Florida.

Have you ever noticed that the worst tragedies either happen in Florida or Texas?  That’s because they are cursed, but that’s beside the point.  However the shooting which happened in Florida proves that the Republican Party does not care about you.  It proves that being any more religious does not save you.  It proves that the National Rifle Association is a terrorist organization.

It also proves that cops are cowards.

https://nypost.com/2018/02/23/four-sheriffs-deputies-hid-during-florida-school-shooting/?utm_content=inf_674_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_3556ff1018f811e8831e8dbc9df7201c

Have you also noticed that these kinds of bloodbaths don’t happen in California, where the gun laws are much more strict?  Maybe we should take a another look at that; although I’m quite sure that we won’t, because it’s much easier for white conservatives to blame liberals for trying to rehabilitate people before they shoot people.

This is the point at which I really don’t give a damn what happens to this country anymore.

Americans don’t value the most vulnerable of their citizens.

How many children have been killed in school shootings?
How many minorities have been murdered by the police?
How many women have been ignored by the police as per domestic violence-or, here’s a better question: how many women are the victims of domestic violence via their husbands who make a living shooting innocent black people while wearing a badge?

Trump said he would bring law and order to the United States, so how’s that working for us so far?

In the end, white American parents love the Second Amendment more than they pretend to care about their children.

Let’s just be honest about that fact, okay?

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Mrs. Jody

 

Remember that girl I argued with not so long ago?

Take a look at this.

Yes, I am fucking serious.  We are getting married on December 15, 2018.  The irony is that my mother told Jodie that she met my old man on December 15, 1968!

This is why I believe in numerology, as there are too many coincidences in the equation.

I’m still a crazy baby.  However, Jodie, God bless her, has bumped me in a more positive direction.  There is more to the equation, but I will print about that later.

Oh, I still despise conservatives and still want to burn their mansions to the ground-or trailer parks, as the case may be.  However, Jodie has made me more focused.  She is the perfect woman, because she is a great mother-and she’s going to make a great wife.

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Chocolate Bacon?

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It’s almost as if there’s someone out there to kill us, because I found something interesting in a gas station on Thursday near Pueblo, Colorado: chocolate covered bacon.

My first thought was that someone was crazy.  However, that quickly changed when I really thought about the American diet:

Crap.
Crap.
Crap.
Crap.
Fried crap.

So, it actually makes sense.

The American consumer has allowed himself to be programmed by the food companies to eat this garbage-and then he wonders why he has diabetes.

Look, man.  Just take up heroin addiction if you want to play with needles, because it’s the same idea.

I try to stay away from this, as for myself, because having the needletracks of a smack addict doesn’t necessarily appeal to me-as I am terrified of needles, for one.  However, I don’t see the attraction.  I mean, I lived across the street from McDonald’s when I lived in Los Angeles, and I went there, what…three times?

Furthermore, diabetes tends to run in my family, so I have to be more aware than the average idiot.    Lastly, I continue to experience a bit of a struggle to the adaptation of the Colorado lifestyle, because it snows from October to April-and sometimes past April.  Compare that to Los Angeles, where rain is a myth.

I walked seven miles a day when I lived in L.A. without thinking about it, and now I have to go to the gym because it snows too much.  That actually does not bother me because it keeps me aware of how brutal the Grim Reaper can actually be.  I mean, personally, I’d rather go out quickly and painlessly on the freeway, but whatever.

I’ll figure this out, because, I don’t know about you.  However, as for myself, I don’t want to push the needle in.

Thank you, Black Sabbath.

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Learning Disabled

 

 

I am currently working with two children who have special needs.  It’s not easy, but it’s kind of fun, to be honest.

This prepares me for the days when I actually do teach, as it gives me more patience-and I have my own brain issues to work with.

One child is dyslexic and the other child has anxiety issues.  Both are under 12.

Oh, yeah!  I’m studying Education in grad school now, so maybe that might help to paint the picture a little better.

The average American casts children like these into the sea.  But then again, the average American is a dumbass who is too short sighted and selfish to think about the greater good-and the rest of the world has picked up on this.

The older one gets bullied often, so I have to cruise the streets to find this little fucker and give him a warning-just enough to put the fear of God and the devil into his punk ass.  Both have issues with time in the morning, as they fight the inevitable-as any kid would.

This wears on their mother, who is my girlfriend, of course.  However, I have no found myself being the very person whom I despise in many cases, for their sake, as I have had to explain to them what the world will do to them if they are not prepared to take on the world.

Good luck to me, huh?

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I Can’t Believe What Is Happening

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I was seven ways to fucked up a few weeks ago as I argued with a woman on Google.

Now, you know me.  Part of me is from the 1950s, and I admit that.  I believe that girls should be ladies and guys are just guys when no good girl gives them a chance; we’ll stick our dicks in any slit we can find-and pray she doesn’t have the jack.  However, it’s different this time.

I went into Google looking for blood-and I got it.  I fought off every feminist in the chatroom.  However, there was this one woman who had a very bad story-and it turned out that she wasn’t bullshitting.

This was bad.

Out of respect for her privacy, I will not go into the complete argument, but let’s just say that I was a complete asshole.  I know what you’re thinking:

When are you not ?

Okay, you may have a point there, but so what?  This is about more than politics.  This is about men and women; relationshits, as I call them (although I’m quite sure that someone coined that term long before I did).

The funny thing is that she informed me that she had been following me on Google for the past three weeks before she decided to take me on.

Long story summarized, I began to fall in love with her the more I learned about her situation.  By the end of the thread, we were about to go out on a date.

Well, we just celebrated our first Valentine’s Day.  She is a beautifully short, blonde-haired and blue-eyed queen standing at 5’2″-and yeah.  Her feet are perfect for me.  I can’t get enough of those little temptresses.

The funny thing is that, while disagreements are part of the game of love, I highly doubt that she and I will ever argue again.  We learned how to hurt each other-and we didn’t particularly care for the results, so we decided to go directly to the middle whenever we disagree on something.

I’m going to marry this 40-year-old Christian MILF (as I call her-and she wasn’t even familiar with the term!) because she (unlike most Christians) tries to live out her faith.  She knows all my shortcomings, yet she doesn’t judge.  This is a damn good woman, and I am going to lay down my life for her.

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Liberals Need To Grow A Pair

 

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Liberals are afraid to hate because they live with the false belief that the feeling lowers them to the level of a right-wing scumbag.

The difference between hating conservative and a conservative’s hatred of normal people is that a conservative has absolutely no compassion for anyone who is a victim of circumstances beyond their control, like a child born with a developmental disability.  However, a conservative will suck the penis of a baby rapist who destabilized Iraq.

The difference that child and that killer is that the baby who lives with the developmental disability is a victim of budget cuts which went to our military, so it’s really our soldiers, sailors, airmen, and naval personnel who are the deadbeats, not rape victims nor the results thereof.

Liberals need to learn how to hate again and they need to learn how to instill fear into the enemy.

Do what union organizers did during the genesis of the labor movement-that got some attention.  Make sure all conservatives flatline, as the concept of hatred is positive when you direct the anger in the proper direction.

There are times when hatred is positive, as no conservative is a human being. However, your failed generation never understood this.

It was our hatred during World War II which motivated us to destroy the Axis Powers.

I am proud to proclaim that I hate the terrorists who drive Dodge Chargers while en route to shooting another innocent black man in the back and I am also proud to proclaim that I thank God every time a pig gets what’s coming to him during the course of a traffic stop.

Any liberal who refuses to hate conservatives and any liberal who refuses to hate the police, has no idea what they are talking about, as both groups have nearly destroyed my life.

I have been mocked for my inability to hear while being held at gunpoint by Los Angeles Sheriff’s Deputies, but I have no criminal record.

I thank God for dead American terrorists who questioned our patriotism only to come home and jump off the stool in the garage.

I thank God for dead Trump voters who were unable to get the proper medical care which they needed.

I thank God for dead pigs who will never terrorise another child who has a developmental disability.

We must hate Trump and his terrorists MORE than they hate us-otherwise, you are just a coward who likes to rant on Facebook.

Unlike you, I practice what I preach, so it is my suggestion that these Sixties liberals stop whining on Facebook, grow a pair and do what needs to be done.

2020 will be too late.

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Dumb

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I’m at the gym yesterday, and I saw the stupidest sticker that I’ve seen in a long time:

TRUMP

THE 1933 OF 2016!

I looked at the owner of the white SUV who had the sticker, pointed at him and laughed in his face, because is a lie-and on multiple levels.

First, Franklin Roosevelt’s victory over Herbert Hoover was in 1932, not 1933.

Second, Hoover’s refusal to intervene while the deteriorating American economy was in

freefall destroyed millions of Americans.

Third, Donald Trump did not win the 2016 election.  Hillary Clinton won by nearly three million votes.

Fourth, Trump has already allowed American companies to export jobs to Mexico.

Fifth, Barack Obama is solely responsible for the great American comeback, as the racist Republican Party did all they could to stop President Obama from winning a second term-and Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell affirmed that agenda publicly on live television.

Enter Donald Trump, who acquired the American presidency via fraud and with help from Moscow, as the dice show us.

The number of hate crimes have skyrocketed under Trump, along with mass deportations, and we all know innocent people are being arrested.  As for the ones who have paid their taxes for decades and established lifelong relationships, who cares?

We stole at least half of this country from Mexico.

As far as being the 1933 of 2016, Roosevelt started the FDIC, to make sure that people didn’t lose their lives’ savings.  Trump wants to abolish every federal regulation, which would allow the banks to hijack the borrowers again.

I’m sorry, but if you still think that Donald Trump is your savior, you need a doctor.   The only problem is that I’m afraid your condition is terminal.  That being stated, we have to let you starve to death.

Fellow liberals, never help a Trump supporter. You let him die.  It’s not about being the better person.  It’s about be alive and prosperous, and we were both under both Bill Clinton and Barack Obama.  Any liberal who helps a conservative is flat out dumb, because that very conservative will heal and try to kill you.

Maybe you forgot about  what happened in Charleston.

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Why Are Christians So Eager To Commit Violence When Christ Told Them Not To?

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It’s really funny reading all the hateful responses from people who are supposed to be loving to those who doubt, like myself-especially over the issue of patriotism.

Flag burning is legal under the Supreme Court decision, Texas v. Johnson.  However, conservatives just become more violent whenever you mention free speech-and then they use Christ as a human shield-which is really stupid.

Here is the exchange I had with one such conservative tonight:

This is a demo store for testing purposes — no orders shall be fulfilled. Dismiss

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