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Your View On Americans in the Dark Age of Trump

 

 

 

I would like my worldwide audience to give an honest opinion of Americans.

I ask that you not sugarcoat your response, because I probably feel the same way you do.  Even though I am far-left, I’m sickened by both sides: the right for its theocratic fascism, and the left for its cowardice in fighting against the right.

Who am I kidding?  The American left is too pussified to engage in a street fight, so I don’t know why I even brought that up.

I’m considered insane in America-by both sides.  The right take me for a Communist and the left take me for a Republican. Here’s the funny part: I’ll walk up to one of these idiots (while trying not to laugh, because I know I’m insulting them) and ask them what the capital of Washington, D.C. is.

Yes, they actually try to answer that.

Americans are so stupid now that I can walk by one of them in passing and they will check their crucifix necklace immediately upon my informing them that their cross is upside down-and I’ve done that almost every day for nearly thirty years.

Guess what they do?  That’s right-they look down.

With regard to Democratic volunteers who truly believe that I’m a Republican, not even this convinces them.

That being stated, I don’t know what else to say to the fuckers, except for the fact that they are a bunch of pussy hippies who smoked dope all day in the park and voted for Reagan in the Eighties.  The funny part is that Reagan was the beginning of the end for them, and they now have no idea if they can retire-like their parents were able to under Franklin Roosevelt-oh, but I’m the Republican.  Okay.

Do you realize that these Chardonnay Liberals get angrier when I show them that credential.  There’s your cognitive dissonance right there.

I’m beginning to ramble, so I’m going to return to the subject at hand: your opinion on my country.  Don’t worry.  Not only will you not hurt my feelings, you’ll probably respond the same way which I have.

Have a good day.

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