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Conservatives Are Funny

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It’s funny when conservatives claim that liberals are mentally ill.
The reason for that is because I’ve never known a liberal to shoot up an entire street from a rooftop in Las Vegas or hit scores of people while driving a Dodge in Charleston.

Conservatives are the ones that resist change at any cost and conservatives are double-minded in that they want to own as many firearms as possible while pushing a “holy” book into our faces.

That’s funny, because Jesus Christ reprimanded His disciples for their collective fear during a storm in which they were sure that the boat on which they were aboard would capsize and that they would all drown:

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He replied, “You of little faith, why are you so afraid?” Then he got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.”-Matthew 8:26

Among other hypocrisies, this is the kind of attitude is what destroys Christianity’s credibility.

Think about this for a moment.

If a Christian believes that God will protect his family, why is he a member of the National Rifle Association?

The reason why conservatives are more likely to be terrified is because their amygdala is larger (source:https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-human-beast/201104/conservatives-big-fear-brain-study-finds).

This discovery was realized researchers at the University College London.  However, it really doesn’t matter how much information you give a conservative because he loathes academia (source: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/07/why-do-republicans-suddenly-hate-colleges-so-much/533130/).

It’s really funny by the time you get to the end of the movie, because there was once a time in which a conservative would challenge you by having you cite a source to prove your point.  The irony is that they no longer believe in peer-reviewed sources.  I mean, it’s either that, or they just don’t like hearing people ask a lot of questions in class, since conservatives tend to believe whatever they hear.

Fox.  That’s all the proof I need right there.

Furthermore, my amygdala is just fine.  I don’t fear newcomers or look around me whenever I hear a twig snap.

To conservatives who read this article, I ask you to try and rationally think this out, as the only bogeyman out there, conservatives, is the one that Fox created.  The one question left to ask is whether you believe whatever Fox tells you, or if you believe Jesus Christ.  And if you believe Jesus Christ, please explain your paranoia.

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