There comes a woman once in a crazy man’s life who can bring him back down to reality-at least for a few minutes, anyway.
Remember the girl that Thumper met in Bambi?
How about Adrian with Rocky?
Leia with Han Solo?
I’m out of my mind, but it’s quite possible that the finger has been pointed at me now.
Everyone knows I’m a fighter. Some people think I’m just a troll on the Net, and I don’t care about that, as I have witnesses who can attest to the fact that it’s not wise to get into my face and it’s a stupid idea to hit me. I mean, you can probably kick my ass, because I’m not Bruce Lee, but I get right back up to take the next punch-which I don’t even feel. I don’t even have to hit you to get my way.
I can send your pretty daughter who’s in her senior year of high school straight to the local gentleman’s club if she really wants to go to college-and that’s all I need to do.
I lose a couple of teeth, you lose your house and she loses her reputation, so it’s not worth it.
That’s when happens when someone gets into a fight with me in a parking lot. I might get my ass kicked, but I heal much more quickly than the reputations of others.
This young lady knows that I will fight for her. In fact, I would lay down my life for this young woman who is in her early twenties. I am humbled by the fact that she worries about me, and that’s because I worry about her.
Ah, the Age of the Donald; right-wing dictator and modern-day fascist.
What really annoys me is that I’m one of the few on the left who’s willing to put someone’s face through the windshield of a 1954 Chrysler Imperial-I’ve even been coaxed by a man with autism not to do that a few times to those who said he should be put in an institution.
Windshields, library chairs, bats, it’s all the same to me-just think what I would do for this woman whom I would give my final drop of blood for. I would also do some pleasant things to anyone who makes fun of my niece, as she has cerebral palsy. Don’t fuck with me, Wigboy. I know you like to make fun of people with Parkinson’s.
There comes a woman once in a man’s life who does her best to keep her man from giving someone free dental work, and if this goes where I hope it does, the poor Senorita has one hell of a job to do.