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Thinking of the Birthday Girl

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I’m thinking of her again.

She’s the birthday girl in a couple of days, and she brought me back to reality when my Chrysler was slammed two weeks ago.

She makes me smile, she makes me laugh, she makes me want to be a better person. She’s also in California right now, not too far from where I used to work.
She fears Trump, but I hate the bastard too much to fear him, so I’ll protect her.

Let’s just say that she was born after I graduated high school-long after I graduated high school, actually.  She was born the year President Clinton ran for re-election.  Me?  I was born the year the Beatles broke up and the year Black Sabbath’s debut album was released.

She has good reason to fear the bastard, racist prick that he is.  However, I’m going to protect this woman because she’s the greatest eternity in my life.  We met at my niece’s birthday party and I learned nearly a year later that she was interested in me.

I was as blown away as an asteroid hit by another asteroid when I found out, and the more we corresponded, the more we grew to like each other.  What I love about her is she’s a girly girl; a reluctant princess.  However, there’s a quiet strength about her, as short as she is.

A man is lucky when he finds a woman who knows all of his imperfections and still wants him.  The irony is that she gives him a reason to behave in public.  The greater irony is that women like men who start out as unmolded clay.  Women claim they want us to be refined, but the truth is that they don’t want us refined and 100% mannerly because that makes us predictable and destroys their nesting instinct.

I can see myself raising a family with her-and I really hope that I do.  She’s going to be a fantastic mother, as she has the perfect heart for it.  Family is very important to her, as it is to me.

I actually miss sitting and eating dinner, believe it or not.

No, this is not a recorded message and it’s not bullcrap.  I’m completely serious.  This woman is the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and I hope what I think is going to happen actually happens.

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