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They Want To Secede?? Fuck it, Let ’em.

The Associated Press reported August 12 that Southern Nationalists favor secession from the United States.

Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s absolutely fine with me.

Think of how much better off the United States of America would be without these racist Southern cocksuckers!

Look at how screwed up the South is when compared to the North and the coasts.

Look at the rates of venereal disease and porn consumption. Look at the teen pregnancy rates! It’s really quite comical when you stop and think about the issue.

These jackballs are so stupid that they are willing to try to break away from the United States again-so I don’t want any Southern son of a cousin to tell me how proud he is of being an American, because he’s lying.

It would be wise of Republicans to fight secession, because they’ll never steal another presidential election again. The only states they’ll be able to pick up are in the Midwest.

These Southern nationalists are calling for a white nation:

“…And that means that the South will once again be in name and in actuality White Man’s Land…” Michael Hill of League of the South proclaimed.

This means that African-Americans who live there are fucked, as U.S. Census records from 2010 showed that 55% of the African-American population lived in the South and that over 100 Southern counties had a black population of over 50%, yet Hill claimed in the AP article that there is no intent on recreating the past.

Then why all the billboards that promote secession?

If these fools are stupid enough to secede from the United States, let them go. It will be easier for the Democrats to win elections and the departure of Southern states will probably increase America’s IQ at least 30 points.

The best part of all is that these states’ rights idiots won’t be able to kiss Washington, D.C.’s ass when a hurricane blows through or after a levee breaks!

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